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Joke of the Day

"Let me get this straight Hulu Plus. I pay you $ to watch shows & then you fill those shows with commercials. This sounds familiar."

"Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways? Because that's how it comes in the box :D"

"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""

"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"

"A helium atom walks into a bar The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. The helium atom doesn't react."

"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"

"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"

"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."