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Joke of the Day
"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"
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"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."
"Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck."
"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"
"Me: I can't get this star on top of the Christmas tree without a ladder, without dumping it over & ruining it. Whiskey: Yes you can."
"I've never been put in the ""friend"" zone, but I have been put in the ""please don't tell my friend's"" zone."
"""Just how serious are you about keeping me as a customer?"" *slides hand across table to take a second promotional pen"
"Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's? I'd say it's close, but no cigar."
"What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's."
"Stephen Hawking wrote another book, It's about time."