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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat."

"A new study showed... That crime is the leading cause of going to jail"

"How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb? [removed]"

"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus."

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."

"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."

"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."

"Why does LeBron James wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat"

"Wild horses could easily drag me away. Probably a good sized dog or motivated cat could do the trick. A big bunch of gerbils, maybe."