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Joke of the Day

"Coming this Christmas, an ageing misogynist and his quest to correct all women in his path. Hugh Grant stars in ""Actually, Love""."

"A doctor walks into the room and says, "" I have good news and I have bad news"" *""What's the good news?""* ""***I*** don't have cancer"""

"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."

"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."

"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"

"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins. *opens package* *adds water*"

"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."