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Joke of the Day

"Walk up in the club like ""THIS IS MY JAM"" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves"

"My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu."

"I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night? Heart replied ""because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love"""

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"

"Why don't people eat clocks? It's too time consuming."

"[Crate and Barrel job interview] ""So why do you want to work here?"" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design"

"The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there."

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."