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Joke of the Day

"Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe."

"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."

"I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."

"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."

"How do you circumcuse a whale? You send four skin divers down to it"

"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."

"If I close my eyes while my 3 year old pours her cereal I can hear the relaxing sound of thousands of Cheerios raining on the floor."

"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"

"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"

"Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change... cashier says ""$0? That doesn't make any cents!"""