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Joke of the Day
"I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it"
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"TIL that curling used to be coed... But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers."
"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."
"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot"
"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."
"Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now."
"I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::"
"I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant"