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Joke of the Day

"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"

"What do you call an Italian without arms A speech impediment!"

"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."

"I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes."

"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""

"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""