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Joke of the Day
"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"
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"If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert"
"#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple"
"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"
"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"
"i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."
"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."
"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."
"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"