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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"

"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."

"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."

"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."

"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are ... you have small boobs."

"I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences."

"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes."

"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."