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Joke of the Day
"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."
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"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure"
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."
"What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? A Deadpool."
"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"
"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it."
"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."
"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"
"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"
"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"