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Joke of the Day

"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."

"GUY: I dare you ME: no G: I double dog dare you ME: no G: I TRIPLE dog dare you! ME: [realizing if I keep this up ill get a lot of dogs] no"

"What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there? Spawn camper."

"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""

"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."

"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"

"How often do you guys close your internet tabs? One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign."

"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"