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Joke of the Day
"What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo Hallo Hallo !"
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"What do you call a black brick with three holes in it? A polish bowling ball."
"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."
"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"
"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."
"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""
"What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? Commit sushi"
"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""