200819
Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it Almond Milk? Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it."
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"Why should one masturbate while calling Comcast customer support? Because getting fucked in the asshole when you are not horny feels awful"
"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"
"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"
"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets? An undercover cop!"
"I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems"
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."