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Joke of the Day
"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."
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"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"
"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"
"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."
"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"A celebrity died? Better take this opportunity to tell everyone a very personal story about that one time you saw them eating falafel."
"What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it."
"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"
"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."