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Joke of the Day

"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."

"It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it."

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant"

"Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway"

"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"

"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."