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Joke of the Day

"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."

"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"

"Household chores How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Send the bitch outside."

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"

"Girls are always the first to say ""YOLO"" Until I mention anal"

"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"

"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""