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Joke of the Day

"I once knew a girl called Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"Her: ""I'm Romanian"". Me: Like the lettuce?!"

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"

"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"

"Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course? Because it's a crime to drink and drive."

"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"

"Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"

"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"

"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."