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Joke of the Day

"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""

"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"

"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"

"Guess what? Chicken butt!"

"What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but it's hard to get them in!"

"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."

"Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths"

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"