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Joke of the Day
"Why did the burgler take a bath? He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'."
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"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"Wife and I go to subway... She says she can't decide between a 12"" or a 6"". I told her get the 6"" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper"
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"
"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"
"You shouldn't legally be allowed to buy Cool Ranch Doritos unless you pay for it with change while stoned at a gas station"
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"