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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who? You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves."

"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"

"What' the bare minimum? One bear"

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? ""We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!"""

"If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia."

"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."

"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."