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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"

"THINGS CHICKS DIG: 1. Popcorn 2. Puppy dogs 3. I can't think of anything else, I'm very bad with women."

"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"

"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."

"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"

"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."

"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"