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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."
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"What word starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck"
"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""
"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"
"Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal."
"Shout out to the person who had the balls to open the first no kids allowed restaurant"
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"