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Joke of the Day

"I put the ""fun"" in dysfunctional. "

"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."

"This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel."

"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."

"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."

"Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter"

"""Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated all the flights in Europe got cancelled.""-my 10 year old cousin. right now."

"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"

"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"

"I just became a proud dad today... My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."