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Joke of the Day
"I put the ""fun"" in dysfunctional. "
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"Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: ""Fun fun fun worry worry worry"" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
"I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, ""I should have stuck to pod racing."""
"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."
"Your posts make me wish I couldn't read."
"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."
"I just overheard my kid muttering ""I'm sorry you had to see that"" to a stuffed toy. It's probably best not to ask what ""that"" was right?"
"What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment. I'll see myself out."
"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."