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Joke of the Day
"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."
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"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."
"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."
"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."
"What kind of potato chips do dogs like best? RUFFles"
"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."
"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""
"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?"