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Joke of the Day

"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""

"How do they make Holy Water? They boil the hell out of it."

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang. Your mom put an ad on Craigslist."

"What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? The black person."

"a culture caught between afraid of being seen as too expressive like a hipster or completely inexpressive like a basic person"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."

"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."

"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"

"What's a lumberjack's favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton"