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Joke of the Day
"Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant."
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"My boss said ""You're the worst fucking train driver ever,"" ""How many trains have you derailed to date?"" I replied ""It's hard to keep track."""
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"Why didn't Jesus have any children? He only got nailed by guys ;)"
"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?"
"Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long."
"What's your best pedophile pick up line?"
"Like my parents always said, ""you're in the wrong house, you live next door""."