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Joke of the Day
"This sub should be referred to as ""Geddit."""
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"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."
"Sound smarter than you are: end words with ""eaux"" and sentences with ""if you will."" If you're pissed, ""quite frankly"" adds a nice touch."
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Undeleted txts will be used against you"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can sell her crack more than once"
"Why did the Pollock cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken."
"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."
"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"