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Joke of the Day

"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"

"Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999 Because back then the worst thing I had to worry about was just a computer glitch destroying civilization."

"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."

"How many Nice Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just complement the bulb and get pissed that it won't screw"

"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"

"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."

"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."

"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."

"What is a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period."