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Joke of the Day
"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"
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"Billy's father walked in to find him masturbating... ""Son stop doing that, or you'll go blind one day!"" ""I'm over here, dad!"""
"I thought being patronized would be cool until they explained it did not involve tequila."
"Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible? He was having a midlife crisis."
"I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the ""Jeremy Clarkson Special"" was Then it hit me"
"""Now, tell me I'm pretty"" -me as a hypnotist"
"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"
"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. ""Tie me up,"" she purred, ""And you can do anything you want."" So he tied her up and went golfing."