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Joke of the Day

"I was looking at the menu in a restaurant wondering what the ""Jeremy Clarkson Special"" was Then it hit me"

"Hey where's Brian? ""Oh he's taking a p_ _p"" A what? ""Um dropping a d_ _c_"" Huh? ""Taking a sh_t....Uhh Cr_p!"" Oh! He's evacuating his vowels?"

"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"

"Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window? Because it was too froggy outside."

"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."

"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."

"Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia sucks..."

"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Whithers."

"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"