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Joke of the Day

"What's the deal with rape whistles? I can't imagine a situation in which blowing on a whistle is more effective than yelling ""RAPE!"""

"I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks ""I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."" - Mr. Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead"

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"

"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"

"Do you know why I like camping? Because it's intense."

"Where do lobsters buy their work clothes? Homardware."

"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society? Sieze the day"