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Joke of the Day
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
Next Joke
"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."
"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."
"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"
"Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out man."
"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""
"Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot"
"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"The Chicago Cubs"