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Joke of the Day

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France."

"The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good."

"Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up"

"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"

"We gave The Gap shit for the new logo. Then we gave The Gap shit for pulling it. Congratulations. We are a collective psychotic girlfriend."

"At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death."

"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."

"My brother got kicked out of his house by his wife for measuring his penis. For the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat."