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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."
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"[undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?"
"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"
"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."
"Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers."
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt."