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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."
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"Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight? For weight loss, exorcising is recommended."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... ...they pass a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""wanna go in there and get shitfaced?"""
"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"
"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"
"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"
" I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one."
"How do you know an Asian broke into your home? The computer's upgraded, the cat is missing and they're still trying to back the fuck outta the driveway."
"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."
"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."