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Joke of the Day

"I figured out how to talk to girls Just walk up to them and press A."

"The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping."

"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"

"Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery."

"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"

"Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it? Flattery."