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Joke of the Day

"What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes ""hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM""? The Easter Elephant."

"Good cop: We got you red-handed! Weatherman cop: Well there's a 70% chance of guilt but I'd go ahead and make weekend plans"

"I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder... I don't get on with my real ladder."

"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."

"I think deja vu is bullshit and this isn't the first time I've thought that."

"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"

"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."

"Religion is like a penis It's OK to be proud of yours, just don't try to shove it down your children's throat."