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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between training wheels and training bras? I need two hands to remove training wheels."

"Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A"

"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"

"How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"A WOMAN: i've only been washing my hair ME: IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM SINK!! ME TOO!! THE WOMAN: once a ME: ONCE I WAKE UP I KNOW SAME ME TOO!!"

"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !"

"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""

"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"

"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."