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Joke of the Day

"Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A"

"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."

"What did the tree say to the math teacher? Gee I'm a tree!"

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"Q: What did the atlantic say to the pacific? A: Nothing. It just waved."

"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."

"You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk."

"Want to here a joke? [Something something Irish drunk person]"

"Did you hear about the Native American man who drank 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own teepee."

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""