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Joke of the Day

"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"

"How did ""Hans Solo"" not catch on as an euphemism for masturbation?"

"I'm hungry for pancakes AND vague racism. Aunt Jemima, it is!"

"Q: What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."

"I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it"

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"

"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."

"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"

"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."