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Joke of the Day
"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"
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"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."
"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"
"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."
"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""
"Everyone needs to chill the hell out about Roe V. Wade. Honestly, they're both valid ways to get across water."
"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""