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Joke of the Day

"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"

"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."

"If Ebenezer Scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? A Baa-Homburg!"

"I'm getting restraining orders against all the cops so I can do anything I want"

"There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done."

"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."

"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"

"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"

"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."

"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"