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Joke of the Day

"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"

"What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms."

"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."

"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"

"What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!"

"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"

"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."

"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"