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Joke of the Day
"My new american football video game has so many glitches. It's really maddening"
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"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."
"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"How many bones are there in a graveyard? A skeleTON."
"Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly"
"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"
"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."
"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"
"The pessimist in me says 'the glass is half empty'... The optimist in me says 'at least it's whiskey'."