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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"

"Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking."

"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"

"A recent study shows that Twitter users don't give a fuck in excess of 30 times a day."

"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"

"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"More Wisdom from Confucius Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, usually wakes up with stinky fingers. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."