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Joke of the Day

"More Wisdom from Confucius Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, usually wakes up with stinky fingers. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."

"Airbags are srs business ....anyone?"

"Want to hear a good physics pun? It's relatively funny."

"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."

"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."

"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."

"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""

"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."

"Whats worst than a super long joke? A short one with no punchline"