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Joke of the Day

"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""

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"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."
"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
"What's Sauron's favorite soft drink? Mountain Dewm"
"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."
"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."
"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"
"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."