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Joke of the Day

"What did Mr.T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I pity the stool!"

"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."

"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"

"Did you hear about the librarian who wanted to get arrested? Turns out she just wanted to get booked."

"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."

"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."

"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."

"ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail"

"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."

"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."