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Joke of the Day

"Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse."

"Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting"

"I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes. I mean, everyone's feet are a foot long."

"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."

"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."

"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"

"Hear about the man with a penis shaped like a rocket?... His wife was over the moon"

"isnt it cool how we all accepted that we all know the names of streaming porn sites and didnt ask each other how we knew of them"

"nothing saves money like being antisocial"