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Joke of the Day

"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."

"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."

"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."

"Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he kneaded a poo."

"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""

"Did you hear about the black comedian? He stole the show."

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"PREGNANCY TEST! Girl: Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail? Dad: To pass obviously Girl: OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!"

"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."