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Joke of the Day
"Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented."
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"How did the toilet paper beat the asshole in the election? With a smear campaign."
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"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."
"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"
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"All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can't I find a happy medium?"
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"Ever tried anal sex? Its fucking shit."