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Joke of the Day

"How do skeletons communicate? A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle."

"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."

"Had to check IMDB to make sure there really aren't any more Shrek films in development. Now I can sleep."

"""Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?"" ""No."" ""Why not, sir?"" ""Because, it would make my rabbi sad."""

"*first date* Him: You have a very defined jawline. Me: Thanks! I chew a lot."

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."

"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"

"Wanna know how I escaped Iraq? Iran"

"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"