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Joke of the Day

"It was really cold today... It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Your job sucks"

"Am I the only one who gets nervous when a person @'s you with a link? Like they found that pic of you at 18 being spanked in a tutu."

"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"

"How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake."

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"

"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx"

"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"

"No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here."