186058

Joke of the Day

"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"

"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."

"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"

"My grandpa was one of the Holocaust survivors... But then again, most guards survived."

"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."

"HEY DISNEY: If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off? Yeah, time to do some critical thinking."

"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"

"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."

"I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find 'em."