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Joke of the Day
"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."
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"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."
"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"
"""So your telling me that you'd be willing to lick your SO's butthole..."" ""But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!"""
"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"
"I'm at a party right now and your mom is the only one waiting by the punchbowl. Your mom is the punch line."
"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."
"Why is it best to wear leather when sneaking around? It's made of hide"
"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."